Slippery Rock's University online newspaper has an article about Ubuntu – now, that's something you don't see every day!
Human non-geeks writing about Linux – believe it:
Once you're running Linux you'll sleep easy as you'll have the peace of mind that comes along with knowing that your soul is not in the clutches of a monopoly that seemingly continues to reign unchecked. You may suffer from some back problems after using Linux. That's because your wallet will be full of the $100 you didn't spend on Windows and the other $100 you didn't spend on Office. Not to worry, there is a treatment for this. As soon as is humanly possible you take that money out of your wallet and spend it directly on the vice of your choice. You should begin feeling the effects of this remedy immediately.